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<Kwahraw> we thought it was funny to use the pay phones to dial the tampax tampon hotline....
<Kwahraw> and ask random, annoying questions
<Kwahraw> so, once i call up, and, in my best 'girl' voice, I say "ever since I began using your product, my period's been green..."
<Kitten> what the ..
<Kwahraw> she replies "young man, if you have a period at all, you need to see a doctor"Comment: irc.austirc.org #austirc
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#79712 (316/452) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< nixternal> hey, I have Office 2007 Enterprise free, who wants it?
< Red_Herring> ME ME ME ME ME
< nixternal> for real?
< Red_Herring> no
< nixternal> why not?
< Red_Herring> a) i dont use windows
< Red_Herring> b) i dont use office
< nixternal> you passed the test!
< Red_Herring> what do i win?
< nixternal> Office 2007 EnterpriseComment: #ubuntu-chicago
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#83239 (271/395) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<K3> Damn it my geekdom is seeping into my real-world life.
<K3> I just called a mechanic and told him I was having trouble booting up my car. |
#83243 (269/397) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Grey> Programming languages are like Pokemon moves; you can only really know like four of them at once without having to forget about another one |
#79451 (260/400) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[@TheWickerMan] I'd wear white ipod headphones and hook it up to my shit walkman
[@TheWickerMan] then I would walk through the ghetto and look at all these people gathering around like they're going to jack me
[@TheWickerMan] that's when I pulled out the walkman
[@TheWickerMan] and they'd take pity on me...some guy even offered me a buck... |
#74348 (243/373) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
fibrosis> It has even been estimated that one in 10 Europeans are conceived in an Ikea bed.
dalamar> That's an awful lot of Ikea beds.
fibrosis> or a handful of very dirty beds |
#75184 (263/409) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Clay: Once again I'm moving, and my internet access will become spotty again
Clay: I'm currently writing to you from an internet cafe here in Japan
Clay: ... why are there tissues in this cubicle?
Clay: ... why are there ads to porno web sites in the men's bathroom?
Clay: ... why do i think I should have brought a tarp to sit on? |
#74351 (279/435) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Merchelo> no one uses cd's
nosmo> You ever wonder where mp3s come from?
nosmo> Your parents didn't give you "the talk" |
#80629 (232/378) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<joe> ugh, I need references who I've known for more than 2 years, and aren't related to me
<bung> your dad? |
#82477 (384/636) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sir_dilla> man, i suck at this game. can you give me a few pointers?
<samson> 0x3A28213A, 0x6339392C, 0x7363682E
<sir_dilla> i hate you |
#77615 (237/391) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes?
<boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life :P
<darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards |
#77492 (279/467) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<big_bob_9> man i just took the SAT
<big_bob_9> im so tired
<krakatau585> haha its really hard isnt it
<beano> thats what your mom said
<big_bob_9> its so long too
<beano> thats what your mom said
<krakatau585> but you still dont have enough time to finish haha
<beano> thats what your mom said
<krakatau585> dude stop before you go too far
<beano> thats what your mom said!
<big_bob_9> rofl |
#76942 (210/354) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Foxhill[away]> vista was released yesterday
<Foxhill[away]> 6 security updates released today
<Foxhill[away]> go go microsoft
<eranu> i thought its whole selling point was it was 'more secure' than xp
<Foxhill[away]> vista may be the most secure after Windows ME
<Foxhill[away]> cus no-one used that either
<Foxhill[away]> ME didn't actually spend enough time between crashes for a virus infection to kick in |
#76256 (158/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Chocoboko> AOL has a more aggressive marketing scheme than GEICO. :P
<Chocoboko> I'd love to get a slip in the mail offering me 1100 hours of free car insurance. |
#79919 (193/373) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Poppin> but i cant go to the dentist cuz my mom screwed me
<Foxhill> what has your dentist got against incest? |
#81484 (221/451) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Trinexx> I've come to the conclusion that my spare computer sucks ass.
<Trinexx> I tried to install Xubuntu on it, and it gave me an OOM error.
<Panoz> xubuntu?
<|BAD| hack attack> wtf is a OOM error?
<Trinexx> oh right, I forgot that you're all idiots. Nevermind. |
#77966 (176/364) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jsoftw> What is the function in php that fast forwards the time of day to 5pm so I can go home?
<ericz> mktime?
<jsoftw> I tried that but its still 2pm
<Anthony2> sleep()
<jsoftw> I tried that too but angry_boss() conflicts it
<Anthony2> die()
<jsoftw> No that means I dont get to do interesting things on the weekendComment: ##php on freenode
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<Ilendil> If two stick people had sex, would it start a fire? |
#82731 (94/256) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
DanielKeep : Ooh, do you have one of those IRC clients that beeps when it sees your name, miller[]?
benny99 : DanielKeep: cool, let's write a script that plays a melody by highlighting him :)
DanielKeep : Now *there's* an idea
DanielKeep : 1-bit music via IRC spamming |
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