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#79876 (635/851) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<forestcre> girls don't have colons or farts or poos
<winry> of course they dont
<winry> we never do that
<forestcre> that's why girls are full of shitComment: ...got me a kickban.
#79641 (467/649) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[@TheWickerMan] I remember this one earthquake waaaay back in the third grade.
[@TheWickerMan] It happened RIGHT after this fatass kid tripped and fell on the floor.
[@TheWickerMan] We'll never let him forget that..
[@TheWickerMan] Everytime he falls, somebody rushes under a desk.
#79369 (461/647) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< kakistos> lol. i liked the java compiler.
< kakistos> does the c compiler not tell you what you did wrong?
< deviant> C is great
< ewan> the Java compiler is all like "you have an uninitialised variable there, would you like a hug?"
< ewan> gcc is like "raaagh! I do no bounds-checking! Your mother sucks cocks in hell!"Comment: #intersocs
#79646 (336/492) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Volte) people in japan want to look like americans
(Volte) nerds in america want to look japanese
(Volte) they should just switch places and they would be all set
(Nudger) japanese people really really like foreigners
(Nudger) they just hate the idea of foreigners being anywhere near them
(Nudger) im going to set up a zoo
(Nudger) nerds can come and watch anime for free and japanese people can interact with them from a safe distanc
#79435 (368/572) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jebus> I stole your wallet though
<Jebus> :D
<pr0tekk> i dont have a wallet anymore
<pr0tekk> it got stolen.
<pr0tekk> wait.
<pr0tekk> ;0
#80132 (258/506) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wingnuts> ...
<wingnuts> buddy of mine had an order for a custom "rack".. the one that holds servers and shit
<wingnuts> which is odd, cause he fabricates aluminum shit...
<wingnuts> but they wanted all this heatpipe shit for all the comps
<wingnuts> and he was like "That's nice, but where does the heat go?", and the client points to this massive chunk of metal in the center of the rack with a little flap on it
<wingnuts> and says "That's where the pizza box goes. All the heat from the servers are focused on that. No pizza means the system overheats, so you gotta keep putting fresh boxes in there to absorb the radiant energy".
<wingnuts> :|
<wingnuts> Pizza powered network.

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