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#78929 (819/941) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<riko> dammit this has gotta stop.
<Baph> ?
<riko> my stepdad's been using my computer, going on porn, and saving it onto my desktop with the filenames set as numbers so i don't know what it is and i have to click on it to check.
<Baph> I thought your stepdad was gay?
<riko> precisely. |
#76974 (264/420) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zashi> I could get a few pounds of unrefined uranium
<Red_Herring> your ass would be in guantanimo before i could figure out how to spell 'guantanimo'
<Red_Herring> which in your defense, ill never figure out how to spell |
#78867 (164/392) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Atlas> I just realized something
<Digerat> hmm?
<Atlas> When I'm typing, my main hands aren't on the main how row
<Atlas> They're on WASD
<Atlas> Not even kidding. |
#77445 (180/434) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Slettenbak has joined #thelaw
<Slettenbak> Can somebody help me?
<Jasper> Maybe ...
<Slettenbak> What's the legal age for having sex ?
<Jasper> 16
* Slettenbak has quit IRC (Looking for my 17 year old cat.) |
#77682 (131/317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mr_flea> i read the headline of that article as "scientists develop neural breast implants"
<mr_flea> then i started wondering if they could be enlarged at the user's will
<mr_flea> which led me to thinking about those cars with hydraulic suspension
<mr_flea> "pimp my rack" |
#77923 (222/576) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SpaceHobo> Hi, asl.
<xkcd> HUMOROUS COMBINATION OF IMPROBABLE AGE SEX AND LOCATION
<SpaceHobo> ACRONYM WHICH COULD INDICATE VOLUME OF AFFECTION OR VOLUME OF RISIBILITY
<xkcd> CONTINUING SELF-REFERENTIAL META-JOKE WHICH SHOWS THAT I AM WITTY BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT SOMEONE WOULD TRADITIONALLY SAY HERE AND AM REPEATING A DESCRIPTION OF IT IN CAPS
<SpaceHobo> CONDESCENDING BREAK FROM META-JOKE IN ORDER TO AFFECT CONFUSED UNSPOKEN OBJECTION TO SURFACE BEHAVIOR
<xkcd> CONTINUING APPEAL TO FURTHER JOKE-BREAKING, POSSIBLY WITH A SHOCKING SEXUAL COMPONENT, IN A DESPERATE SEARCH FOR HUMOR
<SpaceHobo> UNINTERESTED INVOCATION OF INFOBOT FACTOID, IN ATTEMPT TO MAINTAIN FOCUS OF ATTENTION WHILE HAVING THE LAST WORD
<xkcd> INCREASED SELF-REFLECTION. CONTEMPLATION OF WHERE LIFE BEGAN TO GO WRONG. SOCIAL WITHDRAWAL POSSIBLY ACCOMPANIED BY MOUNTING SUBSTANCE ABUSE. |
#77882 (144/380) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@CMK> If you kill ten people in Halo, you're pretty good. If you kill ten people in Doom, holy shit! If you kill ten people in Quake, totally awesome! If you kill ten people in Counterstrike, it's [kicked by console]. |
#77107 (62/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Growly|Work: hahahah i bought an opengl book in russian from ebay
snoops: how'd that work out for ya?
Growly|Work: ... on the shelf
snoops: next to the learn russian book?Comment: #OCNZ
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