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#74549 (617/795) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cached> What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?
<cached> A polar bear.

#74646 (457/671) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@zeleftikam> man, i am so dumb. you know how sometimes food makes a popping sound in the microwave?
<@zeleftikam> well i was microwaving something
<@zeleftikam> and after a minute or so
<@zeleftikam> it made a pop
<@zeleftikam> and im like
<@zeleftikam> ah well
<@zeleftikam> food does that
<@zeleftikam> then it started going fucking crazy with pops
<@zeleftikam> like almost constantly
<@zeleftikam> and i got freaked out and ran over to the microwave
<@zeleftikam> then i remembered i put in popcorn.Comment: #null

#73869 (273/459) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<GuyBridge> My mom wont let me get the wii because she thinks I might use the controller as a vibrator or something
<GuyBridge> >_<

#74606 (322/560) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ecks> I'm so virgin, there isnt even a word to describe how much sex I have not had.

#74613 (209/421) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<catinabox> i can't help being annoying
-- rmuser has kicked catinabox from #albinoblacksheep (I can)Comment: irc.lcirc.net #albinoblacksheep

#73308 (160/386) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< orange9> someone make me a margarita
* Dethboy makes orange a Dethboy Margarita
< orange9> how you make yours?
< Dethboy> well... its a shot of whiskey and a beer but i am wearing a sombrero
< Dethboy> i despise tequila

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