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#73141 (1320/1480) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
jaymouse: friend's kid
jaymouse: little kid
jaymouse: he was scribbling on this paper, and I was just sitting there watching him
jaymouse: well I was bored so I join him, just scribbling random shit
jaymouse: he looks at me like I'M the idiot
jaymouse: I'm like wtf
jaymouse: ...he was writing in fucking arabic
#74528 (623/777) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ETJ> Okay.
ETJ> My sister is going to be the worst driver ever
ETJ> She was apparently in the parking lot of a church I used to go to practicing.
ETJ> HUge as hell parking lot, completely deserted except for one bus.
Ariana> she hit the bus?
ETJ> She not only crashes into the bus, but crashes into it backing up at 7MPH
Ariana> did she drive away?
ETJ> That's the kicker.
Kyle> ...
ETJ> She freaked out, and stepped on the gas.
ETJ> ...While still in reverse.
#74243 (618/842) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Omi> My brother thought it'd be funny to take keys from my keyboard and put them around the house
<Omi> And where he hid them depended on the key, so it was relevant in some way
<Omi> So he put the 'T' in the kitchen
<Omi> The up arrow on some porn mags
<Omi> The insert key in my stash of condoms
<Omi> The 'P' key in the bathroom
<Omi> The Print Screen key beside the digital camera
<Omi> The Delete key in the bin
<Omi> And the Escape key on an old French holiday brochure
#73514 (207/463) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< catnip> in europe, they publicly show nudity
< catnip> at any time of day
< catnip> so its not that big of a deal for kids to see a naked woman
<@DigDug> i'm not in europe, catnip
< catnip> on tv that is
<@DigDug> i am in puritan states of america
< catnip> the Nivea ads show titties
< catnip> what do they show in the states?
<@DigDug> crossesComment: #geekissues
#73523 (181/425) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kai> the impetus to get out of bed and go for a piss is immense right now.
<Kai> oooh, a coke bottle....

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