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#71947 (698/840) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sceadwian> My ferrets are crunching on food behind my computer desk.
<Shadow_mil> ...
<Shadow_mil> Ummm ferrets
<Shadow_mil> my sister has one
<Sceadwian> At least I hope it's food. If it's a power cord I may suddenly disconnect and have a flameing ball of furr shooting across the room
* Sceadwian has quit (Connection timed out)Comment: #freenode-social @irc.freenode.net
#71165 (622/770) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yahovah> bsmntbombdood: I have a new nickname for you. Captain Oblivious.
<bsmntbombdood> I don't get it
<Yahovah> Exactly.
#71440 (587/801) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<A_SN> lol wtf, from the english "Earth" article on Wikipedia
<A_SN> "It is the largest planet in the world."Comment: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Earth&oldid=85281232
#71222 (463/631) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Syntacs> It's a shame Nintendo isn't releasing today, because they could have an advertising campaign that said "Happy Hallowiin!  Don't forget to trick or twiit!", and we'd all be like "Hah!  What a delightful pun from the loveable and eccentric Japanese.", and Sony would say "Uh, Happy Thanksps3ing.  Err.  Shit."
#71701 (425/601) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[TL]seFFYLIGht> I see that the kid that was leeching my sig from my photobucket account took it down after I changed the file to a large image that said "I suck cocks, heehee."Comment: #tremulous@quakenet
#71255 (368/526) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WarHawk> guys can someone give me some tips for girls?
<WarHawk> im just so shy that i just start talking in here rather than to them after school
* Siege sets mode: +b *!*@ZiRC-80795AC0.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net
* WarHawk was kicked by Siege (problem solved. thank me later.)Comment: irc.zirc.org #flames
#72216 (272/410) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Taimur: Oh man so funny story.
Taimur: I've been playing Day of Defeat a lot lately.
Taimur: One thing that annoys me about it is that whenever I switch windows, it crashes.
Taimur: So recently it's been minimizing randomly, and then crashing when I try to get back into the game.
Taimur: It was very frustrating I thought steam was just being dumb for minimizing it.
Taimur: Then I noticed something:
Taimur: I had the voicechat key bound to "alt"
Taimur: and the score key bound to "tab."
Taimur: and then I realized that my game minimizing seemed to coincide with me checking the score while talking.
#71710 (386/626) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lupin> I ? unicode.
#71698 (277/525) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TMH_> does anyone else find that they are in a fuckton of channels
<TMH_> and they only actually care about two or three
<jmx> define a fuckton?
<Thuryn> ten times a buttload
<LPF> that's a metric fucktonComment: #geekissues
#72454 (115/381) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<stello> My firewall rules are tighter than an emo kid's jeans.

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