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#70466 (672/834) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pig[Trabajo]> I was visiting my friend's uni, right?
<Pig[Trabajo]> And they had this Thai kid show up
<Pig[Trabajo]> His full name was: Sataporn Pornpromlikit
<Pig[Trabajo]> Every single fraternity petitioned him to join them.
<Pig[Trabajo]> Everyone wanted Sataporn Pornpromlikit on their side.
<Pig[Trabajo]> The poor little guy was so confused.
#70743 (364/546) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Flaim> headlines:
<Flaim> > New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
#70479 (380/612) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%spock1104> what am i, a girl?
* spock1104 looks down
<%spock1104> i don't see a vagina
<+Toba|BSD> your boobs are in the wayComment: #wpi
#70483 (278/468) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(ChocoCid) Obviously I was either onto something, or on something.
(ChocoCid) -- Larry Wall on the creation of Perl
(BotlGnomz) And all these years later
(BotlGnomz) we still can't decide.Comment: #o-gaming on EFNet
#70887 (273/493) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Majin_Raiha> like the time my dads friend challenged a brit to drag race
<@Majin_Raiha> he came in his car and the other dude came in a dress
#70953 (285/537) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> transcribing the parts of my journals for the last year that i can actually decipher
<Rjx> i think a lot of this is going to remain a mystery forever
<Rjx> "She might not be a slut. Maybe she just fell down a naked man mountain and forgot to close her legs before she hit the ground."Comment: #geekissues
#70492 (181/435) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vh> So I wonder if when you're really good at something and you die and go to heaven, if there is some dude who was doing it 2000 years ago, who's been doing it heaven the whole time, who's like.. 2000 years better at it then you
<vh> and like.. you try to catch up, but it's like.. he's always 2000 years better
<vh> so you get really depressed and try to kill yourself, but you're already dead
<vh> reincarnation solves a lot of these problemsComment: #perl
#70943 (60/388) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<landen> dioid the spark of knowledge gleams in every student. the duty of the teacher is to water it.Comment: #math on efnet

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