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#70696 (668/818) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<triavox> dont. type. anything. teacher. looking. over. shoulder. freaking. me. out.
<triavox> ya lady i mean you
<triavox> no i wont do you the decency of turning around
<triavox> .. brb
#70470 (240/460) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Kiro> I totally pulled the Jedi mind trick on someone.
<+Kiro> Like, we get commissions for tours and stuff.
<+Kiro> 15 bucks per tour if its from 1 of our 2 companies, nothing if its from this 3rd party.
<+Kiro> So this guy insists on getting 8 tours from this 3rd company.
<+Kiro> So I just looked at him and was like.
<+Kiro> "You don't want this tour company"
<+Kiro> ANd he was all.
<+Kiro> "I dont want this tour company"

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