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#70207 (867/963) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LycoLoco> My son has a gameboy advance, and he blows on the cartidges when they don't work. The funny thing, is that this was not taught to him. He just did it on instinct, which leads me to believe that this behavior is inherited not learned. It seems that I've blown into so many nintendo cartridges, that it has changed my DNA... |
#70455 (737/879) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[krazy]: i was lost in school today
[krazy]: i couldnt find my class
[krazy]: and guess what the room # was
[dizzy]: ?
[krazy]: 404 |
#70284 (524/674) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MSCaptain> man Im feeling stupid
<MSCaptain> what are the five senses again?
<MSCaptain> touch, taste, sound sight and what
<JDigital> spidey
<MSCaptain> yes thanks JD |
#69593 (449/589) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@SyRuS> err
<@SyRuS> question guys
<@SyRuS> really important question
<@Cold0ne> yes, you are gay
<@SyRuS> how to i change the "author" of a word document
<@SyRuS> i need to change it from "fuck microsoft"
<@SyRuS> when i select file in explorer it says fuck microsoft in status bar
<@Cold0ne> lollll
<@SyRuS> i applied for like 5 jobs allready
<@SyRuS> no chance ;x
<@Cold0ne> AAAAAHAHAHHA
<@Cold0ne> SELF PWNED
<Funky_> hahaha SyRuS
<@SyRuS> ;l |
#70385 (453/623) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
oompaloompaboy89: i got into a fight wit a 5 year old
Kuro Desir: o_O
Kuro Desir: OVER WHAT!?
oompaloompaboy89: who is better batman or superman
oompaloompaboy89: i was wearing a batman shirt and this kid wad wearing a superman shirt
oompaloompaboy89: and he points at mine and says "superman is better"
oompaloompaboy89: so i said fuck off and of course since hes 5 he dousnt know what fuck off means
oompaloompaboy89: so we start argueing and it ends with both of us making faces at each other |
#70670 (394/586) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<red_ryan> so... I played starcraft online against some koreans today
<red_ryan> i was doing good until about 15 minutes in, then a fucking TON zerglings came out of nowhere and pwned the fuck out of me
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<red_ryan> btw, what does "kekekekekeke" mean? |
#70659 (355/545) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rockdots> lol, that was one nice freudian strip
<rockdots> * strip
<rockdots> * slip
<rockdots> ahahaha
<rockdots> oh, the irony |
#70545 (354/546) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Clipsy> There's a review on slashdot of a book called "Creating Web Pages with Ajax," and I was thinking
<Clipsy> I'd like to make a book called "Creating Web2.0 Content for Dummies"
<Clipsy> and then when someone opens the book
<Clipsy> a boxing glove on a spring comes out and punches them in the face |
#70213 (295/499) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JamesF1> I was sat in a lecture today at Uni, and I saw drawn on the desk:
<JamesF1> "I graduate in 6 weeks, and I'm still immature enough to draw on desks"
<cmad> rofl!Comment: The joys of Cardiff University...
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#70665 (294/500) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+ba> I'm saying that five-fourths of Americans can't do fractionsComment: #WPI
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#70439 (246/448) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Panda-> i love irc so much more than my family
<Panda-> mainly because my grandmother doesnt recognize me
<Panda-> BUT AUTHSERV DOES! |
#70508 (235/457) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pickett> Oh man, you have to hear this joke.
<Justin> Yeah? Shoot.
<Pickett> So I was playing Dungeons and Dragons...
<Justin> ...
<Justin> Dude, the punchline is supposed to be at the end of the joke. |
#70718 (202/402) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZoFreX> I'm actually considering fucking some fat chick I know
<ZoFreX> just cos she's up for it
<TheRandom> ZoFreX if you do
<TheRandom> i wont talk to you again
<ZoFreX> awesome.
<Ecom> hell for that, even I would do her
<FireFalcon> I'd fuck a fat chick if TR would commit suicide.
<FireFalcon> Hell, I'd fuck Zo if TR kills himself.
<ZoFreX> special 2 for 1 deal, I'd kill myself too |
#70658 (227/523) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<caesar> ahhh... i downloaded this beautiful pr0n vid, masturbated while watching it and then had a wonderful orgasm :)
<rockdots> heh, caesar: you conquered, you saw, you came?
<caesar> roflmao |
#70701 (152/398) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rm-rf> !8 die of starvation or eat lunch
<Willow> rm-rf: die of starvation
<rm-rf> damn |
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