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#70442 (428/568) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chaos_Incarnate> i want to get a government grant
<Chaos_Incarnate> to do a scientific experiment
<DJPugsly> on what
<Chaos_Incarnate> to see exactly what speed an esclator has to be at to make a slinky achieve perpetual motion
<Chaos_Incarnate> i need a box of slinkies
<Chaos_Incarnate> and an escalator

#69953 (335/479) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jon> shit... im sittin here tryin to get info about Tool for my class presentatin, and 40 mins later here i am reading about woody allen, history of fonts, and the temptations of jesus of nazareth
<jon> stupid wikipedia, be less organized!

#70403 (223/459) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<morphie> tovarich!
<kroesjnov> vodka!
<morphie> da!
<kroesjnov> ah, the russian three way handshake :)

#70187 (205/437) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Genocidal> belts are for losers
<Genocidal> :D
<Buck> and for kids who don't listen to their parents

#70206 (107/397) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Luuseens> i drank some espresso today.. the conversation went something like this -
<Luuseens> seller.echo ("Would you want me to add some water to your espresso?":
<Luuseens> me.echo ("No, ");
<Luuseens> //me.echo ("you dont add water to my espresso, ignorant bitch, cause then it becomes plain coffe.");
<Luuseens> me.echo ("thank you. :) ");

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