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#69556 (436/570) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cin> Why do grandparents have no sense of time?
<Teshi> It goes so slowly for them.
<TheFoundation> it's a well known fact that as you grow older, your velocity approaches the speed of light
<TheFoundation> that's why old people always appear to move slowly, and shrink in size
#69899 (418/612) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<willy> when i say POS it means parents over shoulder. which means no cussing. got it?
***
<willy> ugh, POS.
<foonisha> WOOO PORN FUCK DAMN SHIT TITTIES BOOBS GOD DAMN FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT
*willy has signed off
#69719 (422/660) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackCat22>     North Korea wise men discover Nuclear Fission.
<BlackCat22>     What would you like to research next?
<BlackCat22>     >Miniturization (85 turns)
<BlackCat22>     >Refrigeration (67 turns)
<BlackCat22>     >The Radio (45 turns)
<BlackCat22>     >Crop Rotation (8 turns)
<BlackCat22>     >Literacy (1 turn)
#69532 (259/449) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clifgriffin> Women idolize a level of beauty only achievable through Photoshop.
#69917 (178/402) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RuneCaster> I also hate people that walk up behind you and say something that sounds like the trigger to a conversation directed at you
<RuneCaster> Then you turn around and they're talking to a product from the store
<RuneCaster> "Well look who it is!" (I turn around) "Wha?"
<RuneCaster> and numbnuts is talking to Steven Seagal on the front of a dvd cover.
#69717 (150/372) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Djinna> i think i'm gonna make fleshy put out tonight.
<miscca> hahahah
<miscca> make him put out?
<miscca> you have not been married long enough for that missy :)
<Djinna> i'm gonna tie him to the bed and sit on his face until he makes me smile
Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
#70154 (110/344) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ibram> Jesus christ
<Ibram> $490 dollars for a japanese font for microsoft word?
<Ingell> sucker.ttf
#69910 (18/368) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Sid> see
<@Sid> it's possible that she wasn't killed on the third
<@Sid> and she met up with hans reiser a coupla days later
<@HrdwrBoB> true
<@Sid> and he killed her to death in the passenger seat of his honda
<@HrdwrBoB> or transported the body
<@HrdwrBoB> unlikely death in car
<@HrdwrBoB> it would have been messy
<@Sid> then laid the bits of corpse out in the woods in a nice b-tree, for O(log(n)) retrieval later
Comment: irc.ragingfist.net
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<lizsac> just foolin around
<lizsac> it's friday night for me
<lizsac> yeah come party down in #perl
<lizsac> you know right
* lizsac looks around
<Sartak> I liked it a little better when it was dead quiet. >_>
<lizsac> that's bad for your monitor
<lizsac> the text will burn into it and you'll see it when you turn the monitor off
<Sartak> It's 1994 all over again

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