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#69646 (746/920) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jaswinder> I was listening to the radio on the way home
<Jaswinder> And I found this Christian music station, but
<Linka> Yes?
<Linka> =O
<Jaswinder> Some rap station was bleeding into it
<Linka> Gasp.
<Jaswinder> At the most awesome moments
<Linka> That's weird. XDDDDD
<keen> rofl
<Jaswinder> So it was like
<Jaswinder> THANK YOU THANK YOU LORD
<Jaswinder> FOR THE BITCHES |
#69534 (343/487) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Orochi> Give a man a fish he will eat for a day....
<@Orochi> However, if you teach a man to fish he will bore the hell out of you on the outdoor living channel |
#69572 (375/567) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Apollo> FUCK!
<Apollo> god damnit, I just copied an entire directory by accident. christ, I hate linux >:(
<Apollo> *sigh* brb, reformatting AGAIN
<Trinexx> wait, why are you reformatting? O_o
<Apollo> oh, i havent figured out how to delete files in linux yet, so I just reformat the harddrive when I need to delete something
<Trinexx> you serious? XD
<Apollo> bbiab.
<Trinexx> just use "rm <filename>" you fucking idiot
** Signoff: Apollo (Quit: Reformatting, AGAIN)
<Trinexx> ... or not :/ |
#69640 (268/440) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[helf] my trip was stupid. it was my fault :P the problem that is. i had forgotten and left automatic updates enabled.. so it would download updates, restart itself and our hard drive protection hardware/software would kick in on reboot and revert any changes made.. so it just sat there all morning looping
[helf] i got there and all the public machines were rebooting
[helf] the nontechnical lady was all 'they wont stopp!!!!!!" |
#69904 (185/347) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<randi> did you kill this perl coder?
<sbahra> randi, I've gotten into many arguments with him. :-)
<sbahra> He's far too much of a celebrity in this scene to really "win". He did write *a lot* of code. :-)
<sbahra> Not necessarily good code, but a lot of code.
<randi> you know, sucking a lot of dick doesn't make you a porn star. it just makes you a slut. |
#69682 (183/367) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nobd> i was just playing hide and go seek with my fish
<nobd> he won
<rolib> You? Outsmarted by a fish? I couldn't imagine. |
#69477 (187/421) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Omi> So yeah, this idiot was trying to insult me
<Omi> By calling me gay
<Omi> Then she said, and I quote,
* Omi looks up Logs
<Omi> "thts rite u cnt reli sspeak wiv ur cock stuck in ur mouth or up another guys arse"
<Omi> So... not only did she compliment me by saying my cock is so big I can fit it in my own mouth...
<Omi> But she made absolutely no sense what so ever with the second part...
<Omi> How exactly would having a cock on someones ass prevent you from talking? |
#69440 (163/395) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Anony-X>I use Photoshop for morally questionable purposes. |
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