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#69240 (373/535) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
thepr0fessor: Can anyone define simply the "Big Bang Theory?
kidxskate5: BOOM

#68761 (199/365) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rayder> If you are interested in being part of a the Knowledge Bowl Team, please come to a short meeting at 2:15 on Wednesday, September 27th. What is Knowledge Bowl you might ask? Well, it is rather like Jeopardy except more fun and only for high school students. Come and find out whether it's for you.
<Rayder> but where is the meeting?
<Dr_Pressure> looks like knowlege bowl is not for you

#68591 (182/346) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
MotaStorm: So my buddy came out of the bathroom at Taco Bell
WC`: Oh shit
WC`: He survived?
MotaStorm: And just to freak out the girl behind the counter, he asks her, "Why is the guy on the picture on the bathroom door wearing a dress?"

#68951 (167/431) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@semi> man
<@semi> i think i should turn my speakers down
<@zeppeh> or quit listening to nsync
<@semi> i cant tell if its gas from downing that soda or just the bass.
<@zeppeh> nsync doesn't have bass
<@semi> it has lance bass
<@semi> i mean
<@semi> fuck you.Comment: #brained irc.catheadlabs.com. also, I wasn't listening to nsync.

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