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#68026 (325/439) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Error_404: heh, everyone in this building except me is so nice
Error_404: their wifi BSSID's are all like... "dad's computer" or "smith family" or the default names
Error_404: and then mine's FUCKYOUDONTTOUCHMYSHIT |
#68185 (360/498) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
xyzzy: note to self - dont hit on homeschooled chicks
Bahamut Xero: especially during class |
#68324 (277/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GoronZ> If I saw a person dress up as an Elf tomorrow I'm gonna shoot them.
<Ragnarok> Yes, I too would be angry seeing the past tense in the future. |
#67755 (380/560) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amika> what is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm
<RMD> going down on a girl and seeing she has a penis
<MrMog> the holocaust
<Amika> you guys are no fun |
#68041 (291/437) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bubba> don't they have laws against lying in advertising?
<bubba> this coax cable i just bought says "Connects satellite and digital cable sources with no signal loss"
<glasnost> "Comes with complementary 'Fuck you, second law of thermodynamics' bumper sticker" |
#68259 (218/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mrk_mat> I am BRILLIANT
<mrk_mat> found the loophole I needed to get what I wanted done
<d4_teh_gr8> "it aint cheatin if she's your cousin"? |
#67780 (266/478) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
--> Jebus (Jebus@2ee923c5.cpe.net.cable.f33844f1.com.hmsk) has joined #nightgig
<poinko> jebus
<poinko> there's a black car parked in front of my house with a guy sitting in it
<poinko> it's been there for a good 10 minutes
<poinko> WHAT DO I DO
<Jebus> fap
<poinko> that's the best advice i've received all day |
#68143 (239/481) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nul1o> this pedo sees a kid hanging around near the edge of the cliff crying
<nul1o> so he looks areound and cant see anyone else round
<nul1o> so he goes up and asks the kid whatsup
<nul1o> and hes like, my dog just died, and on the way to the funeral we were in a car crash
<nul1o> and my parents drove off the cliff, I just manged to escape
<nul1o> and the pedos like its not your lucky day is it
<Biomech> so did you help him? |
#68018 (188/390) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rod> i wonder if that little RC plane with the camera on it could fly into some open windows and then drive around on the floor looking up ladies skirts
<Chris> too noisy
<Rod> all you need is a deaf girl and an open window
<Rod> and a questionable set of moral principles
<Chris> that's how lots of Rod's stories start
<Rod> most of them come from "101 Things To Do With A Deaf Girl, An Open Window, And A Questionable Set Of Moral Principles" by Noam Chomsky
<John> One of his lesser-known works.
<Rod> i dont want to spoil the book, but 99 of the 101 things are "Rape her."
<Rod> 101 is the plane and video camera thing
<Rod> you dont want to know about 100. it makes 1-99 look like ballroom fucking dancing |
#67405 (160/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phroziac> lol, my dad thought kelly clarkson was country
<HellDragon> lol
<HellDragon> wow
<TheBiggestGnome> wow?
<HellDragon> oops, i misreaded " my dad thought kelly clarkson was A country"
<Phroziac> LOL
<ajnewbold> "Today President Bush met with the leader of Kelly Clarkson for another round of missile talks." |
#67650 (147/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Justin_Meisse> I think I may have conquered my nemisis, the bane of my existance, the evil bastard that's mocked me for so many years
<NoelCower> Your penis? |
#67817 (111/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stormscape> oh man I love that alzheimers commercial. it shows an old guy bringing home a 1L of milk, then when the wife goes to put it in the fridge there's like 50 of them in there already |
#67416 (133/407) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
yeats: man
yeats: fuck it
yeats: if it's wrong, it's worng
yeats: lol worny
yeats: wtf
yeats: worny
yeats: ..
yeats: worng&
yeats: fuck this |
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