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#67334 (376/508) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@oBs> LOL
<@oBs> This is an Apple delivery number.  Your goods have not yet shipped from our warehouse and have not yet been passed on to our logistics carrier, therefore your reference number has not yet been passed on to our carriers, as a result I am unable to give you your logistics carrier reference number yet as it has not yet been created.
<@oBs> I will check on your order later today to see if your logistics number has been created and e-mail you the latest status.  It is still too early at the moment to provide you with this information.
<@oBs> i have the computer at  my house
<@oBs> right now
#67325 (238/376) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Capn_Frink> Arr, we should mutiny and sail th' channel back to the safe haven of freenode!
<Bjarni> mutany is where you kill the captain....
<Capn_Frink> Aye.
<Capn_Frink> Oh, cockComment: official speak like a pirate day
#67367 (171/293) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> 14.10. The BLACKHOLE Storage Engine
<@Rjx> The BLACKHOLE storage engine acts as a "black hole" that accepts data but throws it away and does not store it. Retrievals always return an empty result:
<@Rjx> this is the best mysql feature yet
#67322 (191/351) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< fr00t> hey you guys are gonna hate me for this but I'm wondering if you know of any serial box's for a windows, all the serial site infect cookies or are contaminated wiht porn
< orange8> contaminated with porn?
< orange8> i think you mean enhanced
#67338 (195/367) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jsz> i wouldnt hit it
<jsz> looks like everyone else already has
<sour> she's a virgin
<jsz> bullshit.
<jsz> shes been down on more guys than a small site under the slashdot effect
#67376 (149/281) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SuperJuan> ffs
<SuperJuan> why doesn't the jobcentre website have a section for "jobs where you can irc and smoke weed at work"
<smilertoo> they do, they're listed under tech support
#67318 (128/274) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Anitox> IE doesnt support appendChild does it?
<StyleZed> my girlfriends womb does apparently.
<StyleZed> i've managed to append 2 so far.
<Biomech> ive managed to inheritChild myself :P
#67342 (132/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<goldfish> datagram, highschools throw away blackboards when they "upgrade" to whiteboards
<goldfish> KEEPING THE BLACKBOARD DOWN

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