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<Burningmace> I had a customer in hysterics today at work
<+KPR> how come?
<Burningmace> Well, we sell lots of things that have different types, so sometimes you can buy assorted packs
<Burningmace> He was buying some flavoured condoms... assorted ones, so the computer automatically prepends "Assorted" to the start of it
<Burningmace> So I put it through and hand him the reciept and he checks it and starts laughing
<+KPR> huh?
<Burningmace> I took a look at the reciept, and because the line didn't fit on the paper, it'd truncated the first word.
<Burningmace> So he'd bought some Ass Flavoured Condoms.
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It's a laugh a minute at Lidl
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< zeleftikam> i had a fuckin weird ass dream last night.. suddenly i realised i could wikipedia two things at once and that was somehow amazing, then i appeared in a dance club and this dj at a table had two record turntables except they were circular lcd screens and each had a wikipedia page, and as he scratched the screens back and forth different wikipedia pages flipped on them
< zeleftikam> and he was reading them
< zeleftikam> because he was Lord Nikon from Hackers
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#null (irc.nullirc.net)
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<codergeek42> How is your labor-day weekend going so far? :)
<HellDragon> bad
<HellDragon> i get drama everywhere
<HellDragon> im glad that im not emo
<HellDragon> i would have no wrists left
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<mgblst> I joined the half-mile high club. It is like the mile high club, but has half as many people.
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<+chels> real human porn weirds me out, i dont wana see other people doin it
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#wpi
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<bizzy> hep which wacom tablet should i get
<bizzy> alternately do you have one to give me
<hep> the biggest one
<acidjazz> hep waddya use it for?
<hep> everything
<bizzy> ok so its like dildo shopping
<bizzy> now i got it
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#bantown
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