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#65001 (201/433) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<swight> hope colbert wins an emmy
<timmo> pz
<timmo> emmy for most likely to get shot in the face by the cia
<timmo> for mocking the president
<swight> cia doesn't shoot people in the face, that's the vice prez
<timmo> touche
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#62378 (44/424) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> motherfucker
<AlmtyBob> IRISH PEOPLE WERE MADE ONLY TO FUCK WITH SQL DATABASE
<AlmtyBob> GODDAMNED SINGLE QUOTES IN THEIR FUCKING...
#65005 (0/354) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
|rage---| anyone here have a ds?
|rage---| and wants to buy some games? :P
|aNaRcHiSt_| wanna buy a dead hooker?
|aNaRcHiSt_| got one in my boot.
|rage---| still warm?
|aNaRcHiSt_| just dip her in a bath dude

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