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<DanAtHome> WELLINGTON (Reuters) - New Zealand's indigenous Maori population reacted angrily on Wednesday to a researcher's findings that Maori have a high representation of a gene linked to aggression, as the nation faces a domestic violence crisis.
<DanAtHome> Is there a Maori word for "irony"?
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Pan Man 120: wtf
Pan Man 120: birds sleep?
Robin: ...
Pan Man 120: it makes sense but i always kind of thought they flew around all day
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<evilAdmin> omg... PDF rules.
<evilAdmin> since everyone figured out the whole blacked out text thing (which is perfectly recoverable)...
<evilAdmin> all of the office is busy putting in hidden quotes and messages at the end of work documents as thick black lines, including upper management and admin (even the CEO is busy quoting 'Gates).
<evilAdmin> Then, coworkers play with the new hires- claiming you can only read it once you print it off. Most of them fall for it, I even saw one guy saying it was a "Magic Eye" sort of thing where the black stripe dissapears and the letters pop out.
<evilAdmin> much to my dismay, his buddy was sitting there cross-eyed with the paper 8cm away from his face.
<evilAdmin> >:)
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FFXFD: hmm, CNN has something on "the female brain"
LousyWork: is the article a ton of words that dont really say anything?
FFXFD: where every sentence contradicts the sentence before that
LousyWork: parked too close to other articles
LousyWork: halfway through it says "you arent even reading me are you"
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(+wolrah) I need to get a job building fire extinguishers.
(+wolrah) I just realized the greatest way to say "I quit"
(+wolrah) Fill them with gasoline
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Speckz: her orgasms sound like throwing a cardboard box into a fireplace
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