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#62116 (1215/1333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Pie> unemployment rocks
<@Commander> you got fired?
<@Pie> long story
<@Commander> well, you're not going anywhere
#62079 (201/481) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<relsqui> my cat just lay down with her chin on my wrist. that's very very fuzzy.
* nova20 applauds relsqui for her perfect conjugation of the verb "to lie"
* nova20 gives relsqui a commondation on behalf of the Chief of the Grammar Police
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<relsqui> and I just noticed you misspelled "commendation," which is hilarious only because of the context.
<nova20> well, it's the Grammar police, not the spelling polise.
<nova20> oh man
* nova20 facepalms
<nova20> that's "police"
#62085 (131/371) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jengelh:##c++> void jesus_ify(void) { return dynamic_cast<wine>(water); }

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