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#62011 (573/721) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zok> One of my asshole friends got on my facebook account
<Zok> Because he has a key logger on his computer
<Zok> And I didn't know
<Zok> So he uses my acccount to post on MY wall saying
<Zok> Talking about how I'm coming out and shit
<Zok> And all my friends are like "well it's about time!"
<Zok> wtf?!

#62020 (217/387) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<&Time> Record Uptime: 13w 1d 8h 47m 15s set on Thu Mar 10 11:08:44 2005
<traxor> wow, time that's really impressive
<traxor> do you show that to girls when they go around to your house?

#62028 (71/393) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sonic> nah, for the enterprise and server systems I think, they want to compete with Linux' ZEN
<dtm> oh holy crap.. did i just see a person pretend that a word is a plural and make a plural possessive based on the idea that the end of the sound of the ending consonant SOUNDS like an "s"?
<dtm> this is some kind of recursively regressive anti-grammar
<dtm> what's next? "I'" instead of "my"?Comment: #zsnes on freenode

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