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#62061 (3650/4016) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Greatgreen: I'm going to fail :(
NumberGuy: think positively
Greatgreen: I'm going to fail :) |
#63089 (334/480) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Surt> i learned an important lesson tonight
<Surt> never tell a woman you love her while staring her square in the breasts
<Surt> bad times follow |
#62999 (252/426) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pr3d4t0r> loke__: I long for the days when Mexico had electoral fraud, Russia lacked freedom, and the US was a beacon of hope instead of the other way around. |
#62907 (227/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
k2xl: being single vs having a steady girlfriend can be related to working
k2xl: having a steady girlfriend is like working steadly for a 'company'
k2xl: yes, it ensures you moeny and gives you many 'benefits', you can rest easy at night knowing that you have a 'job' waiting for you the next mornin. when new 'offers' come up your company has to increase your 'benefits' or you might lose interest with the company.
k2xl: however, on the bad side, it's hard to leave your company that you've worked with for so long, and you never know if you quit your 'company' that you could find a better one. Plus, some companies work you long hours without pay and barely give any days off.
k2xl: on the contrary, if you stay single, it's like freelancing.
k2xl: you can pick and choose 'better looking' work
k2xl: but some months you have tons of 'work' and some months you 'can't get any'
k2xl: because, as they say, and yes with pun intended, 'jobs' don't always fall into your lap ;) |
#62436 (226/408) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Omi> When I have kids
<Omi> And they say the boogie man is gonna get them
<Omi> I'll tell them not to worry, that me and the boogie man have a deal.
<Omi> He wont eat my kids as long as he gets his milk and cookies
<Omi> Then they'll think Santa is the boogie man. |
#63485 (209/383) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Daemonic> evolution is a flawed theory
<+Catalyst> What are you, from Alabama? |
#61925 (190/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dj-Danstar_Project> i never said i was a dj |
#63583 (161/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xeneizes> I don't think I'm going to look at my video game code websites on another family member's PC.
<Xeneizes> Stupid advertisements.
<Xeneizes> I didn't like having to explain hentai to my 3 year old cousin. :( |
#61941 (174/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cmdr_sm> should i add 10 years of missionairy work in africa to my cv? :)
<Nibbles> do it.
<Nibbles> I will add my idle rpg level to mine. |
#63631 (187/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chief> What other city does uk have apart from england |
#61924 (161/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadMax> Which is a better question to spend time and money thinking about:
<MadMax> How was the universe created?
<Catch-22> or, Are those real? |
#61919 (169/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<evalneb> what's the link to your site, david johnston?
<davidbloop> how'd u know my last name
<VerT`> davidbloop is davidbloop@1Cust216.tnt3.adl1.da.uu.net * David Johsnton
<Alizee> rofl david you spelt your name wrong
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#61916 (165/401) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<e|cel> who is ray charles ?
<e|cel> a musician i see
<TodesAngst> yeah, but he didn't |
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<Rem0> the hitler miniseries was pretty cool
<ANGRY> damn i missed it, what happened? |
#61944 (145/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Kedrot> wtf...
< Kedrot> he Qi Crystal Ashtray cum Bowl is an excellent multi-tasker
for the home - it can double as a knick-knick bowl or
ashtray, as well as a strong Feng Shui enhancer!
< Kedrot> ...cum Bowl...?
< Zemyla> Latin, meaning "with", I think.
< taladan> well who doesn't need a cum bowl?
< taladan> only problem is, I had to buy mine a car to keep her happy :/Comment: #geekissues
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#62270 (126/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
maurspleen: i work at a fish market
maurspleen: now my bf can't tell when i'm on my period |
#61935 (115/351) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IdleRPGbot>demonx: LEVEL UP! You are now on level 100.
<demonx> YES YES HELL YES FINNALY I'M LEVEL 100!!!
demonx was penalized 6w 2d 1h 43s for talking. You now have 12w 13s until level 101.
<demonx> FUCK FUCK FUCK I FORGOT
demonx was penalized 6w 2d 43s for taling. You know have 24w 4d 2h 56s until level 101.
<demonx> DAMMIT!!!Comment: #IdleRPG
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#63069 (112/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hephesus> I think the baby has a fever...
<Trinexx> a fever on a baby is a clear sign of demonic possession, you must remove the heart with a dog skull, then piss inside an empty glass and drink it. Burn the heart. Smear the ashes on your penis. Make hot steamy love to an asian boy.
<Trinexx> be sure to smear molten sugar on the baby's legs and throw it in an antbed once you're done
<Hephesus> or, you know, give him a bath and some medicine...
<Trinexx> NO! DO NOT LET THE DEMON TOUCH WATER!
<Hephesus> what if I bathe him in holy water?
<Trinexx> possibly, as long as the heart has already been removed |
#63513 (99/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RMD> hulk hogan is apparently gonna be there.
<Diddgery> hulk hogan !?!?!?!?!
<Terusama> why would Hulk Hogan be at a Pokemon festival o.o
<Terusama> that's weird
<Diddgery> POKEMON TRAINER HULK HOGAN wants to fight!!
<Apophis> He probably thinks he gets to beat the hell out of them himself.
<Diddgery> HULK HOGAN sent out HULKHOGAN
<Diddgery> HULKHOGAN used BODY SLAM
<Diddgery> It's super-effective!
<RMD> MEGA PUNCH
<RMD> GLARE
<RMD> SUBMISSION
<RMD> uh
<Diddgery> haha perfect |
#63578 (43/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Turbo Lover GT2: lmao, this dude at the gay pride parade in San Diego, went with jumper cables in his backpack
Turbo Lover GT2: (cuz his motorcycle needed a new battery)
Turbo Lover GT2: and the security guard saw them and hassled him for about an hour straight, making sure he had no piercings anywhere other than his ears
Shin Rawr: haha what the fuck |
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