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#61602
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<Apophis> I think I need to trim my toenails.
<Apophis> either that or I'm a special kind of idiot
<Apophis> or both
<Apophis> my hand is bleeding from an 'unfortunate sock putting-on injury'
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<Squibby> our old CEO's wife had business cards printed out
<Squibby> CEE
<Squibby> Chief Executive of Everything
<Squibby> and whens she first told me what it meant
<Squibby> I laughed
<Squibby> and she didn't appreciate it because she was dead serious.
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<@Rjx> there's a good rule for dealing with psychiatric doctors
<@Rjx> trust them about as far as their expensive sports cars would go on a gallon of gas
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<@hkyhds> terminal is playing: Rage Against the Machine - Bullet in the Head (01:56/05:09)
<+Jimmothy> ::: #geekissues - We Don't Give A Fuck (About Your Shit Taste Mix) : 00:09 : 167kbps : Untitled CDS : 2006 :::
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