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#62638 (1750/2132) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@mr_white> i think my friend has ADD
<@mr_white> turn up at his house today
<@mr_white> he answers teh door with the left side of his face clean shaved
<@mr_white> and the right side has a beard
<@mr_white> and the chin is just stubble
<@mr_white> turns out he was shaving
<@mr_white> and mid-shave he needs a piss
<@mr_white> so he takes a leak then leaves
<@mr_white> forgets to finish the shave
<t0ks> rofl
<@mr_white> that's not the best part
<@mr_white> when i turned up it was 5pm
<@mr_white> he'd shaved at 11am
<@mr_white> and he'd been out to town etc during this 6 hour gap

#62745 (272/476) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@_MB_) so
(@_MB_) how was thailand
(@Euan) pretty awesome actually
(@Euan) did loads and loads of cool stuff
(@Euan) how was internet
(@_MB_) pretty awesome actually
(@_MB_) did loads and loads of cool stuff
(@Euan) yeah?
(@_MB_) no :(

#62761 (222/410) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Xop: Hey, I'm smooth when I want to be.
Xop: Fuck, I just cut myself.

#62511 (223/429) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dr_Pressure> just above the burgers section of the menu at TGI Friday's it says
<Dr_Pressure> "Your hands do all the work. Your mouth reaps all the rewards."

#61433 (185/455) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mvz> my morning erection is my power on self testComment: #olsentwins

#61399 (39/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<swight> Canadian television reports that one of a group of Toronto-area men now in custody on terror-related charges had enrolled in a flight training program as part of a plan to use aircraft in an attack on Canadian targets.
<Jimmothy> someone should "old" those terrorists
<Jimmothy> planes has so been done
<dekkon> planes as weapons is so 2001

#61127 (4/534) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hydro-> and the boss tells me i can use their parking lot to fuck bitches in my car

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