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#61358 (885/977) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< withnail> i read a true story in a book today, cracked me up. these guys are on a picket line for striking dock workers or something, and they have a snowman there with a toy cops helmet on and a frown made of stones there. anyway, a senior police officer in his range rover drives past and calls over some of the policemen supervising the picket asking about the snowman and saying he wanted it gone (what a dick) the other police said "well we feel a bit silly kicking down their snowman" so the top brass guy goes "fine! i'll do it myself!" and drives into the snowman......what he didn't know was
< withnail> that it was built over a concrete bollard. wrecked seven shades of shit out of his car
#61333 (303/551) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
JakManga: hey - you're still awake! can i ask you a quick question?
moonraven: You just did!
JakManga: oh and hello   how rude of me...
moonraven: Hola!
JakManga: oh damn.... do i get more than one question?
moonraven: Apparently you get 2

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