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#61211 (208/390) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@TheOracle> the top reason I like alcoholic investors, they cant remember if they wrote the check or not so they keep writing more
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scanty@SPARC: wtf am i bleeding for, i totally did not cut myself todayt
mmadia: scanty@SPARC , i'm surprised your parents never told you this ....
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<Chrisid> so where does the hacker community hang out
<sdouble> aol
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< nippleboy> you really got that "cool chat girl that doesn't get hung-up on the same stupid crap as everyone else" down pat!
< nippleboy> <--- impressed!
< heathyr> it goes straight along with hardly paying attention
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<lemur> wow
<burgizzly> what?
<lemur> i just lamed myself out real baaad
<burgizzly> wqhy
<lemur> well you know how after you jerk off, you can't really pee straight?
<burgizzly> of course...
<lemur> yeah well that was happening to me, only i couldnt remember last time i'd jacked off.
<lemur> it was driving me fuckin nuts trying to work out when i could possibly have pleased myself.
<lemur> seriously
<lemur> like an hour later i was still really worried cause i thought i'd contracted some self-pleasuring split personality disorder thing!
<burgizzly> sooo?
<burgizzly> you worked it out?
<lemur> haha yeah i'd had sex like 20 minutes before :/
<burgizzly> fuck you
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<jre> semitic grrlz = hot
<jre> totally experts at head
<PigsCantFly> not to mention sound financial advice
#62493 (18/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<misterx> Want a pic?
<NoelCower> No.
<NoelCower> Unless it's a dickgirl
<NoelCower> And then only if she has two dicksComment: #blitzcoder - irc.blitzed.org
#61484 (-2/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stormscape> DARE is retarded
<Stormscape> it made us realise how lame we'd be if we didn't do drugs

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