QDB: Quotes for July 5, 2006
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#61997 (619/723) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vagrant> hey everyone
<Vagrant> I love you all
<Dylan> d'aww
<Vagrant> We may have our differences but in the end I know that you guys are friends for life
<Inkblot> I love you too,stranger?
<Goat> That really means a lot coming from you.
<hambone> thnx Vaggie :)
<Vagrant> fuck
<Vagrant> I was typing on the wrong line
<Vagrant> I wasn't talking to you bastards
#61152 (243/411) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kosh> we have a bug that occurs on the 31st of a month
<kosh> so once a month we get a bug report
<kosh> it gets assigned to a developer within 24 hours
<kosh> who then fiddles for a bit before marking it "unable to reproduce"
#62402 (210/412) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Spfamg24BIG: Can you get blind from looking at pictures of solar eclipses?
#61115 (192/436) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^DX^> all day in class I thought I was sitting next to a gay asian kid
<^DX^> so I didn't want to look at him
<^DX^> then I finally looked and it was just a petite cute white girlComment: #SEO EFnet
#62312 (153/361) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zenith`> This porn sucks.
<Zenith`> Girl is sortof squatting on a dildo and I'm wondering why the camera man doesn't kick her legs out.

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#61111 (174/432) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<farce> i was at a strip club and this hot little mexican girl showed me she was lactating
<feti> and you're like, put that shit back.
<farce> hell no.
<CJB2K686> you sucked ?
<farce> hell yeah.Comment: efnet/#php
#62110 (136/358) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Oyerth> You bastard.
<Oyerth> I don't want your pr0n!
<OBCT> ='(
<Oyerth> I'm sorry.
<Oyerth> I'm sure your pr0n is lovely.
#61139 (128/408) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Saito|SemiHere> HA!
<Saito|SemiHere> I pwned my ex.
<Saito|SemiHere> we were snuggling and I leaned over like I was going to kiss him and said "Kthxbye."

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