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#61801 (676/816) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<descart3s> i heard some chick tell another chick to shut her "cock port" today
<descart3s> i almost died laughing

#60850 (191/399) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[Lawnhorn]> man, that sucked
<[Lawnhorn]> got a knock on my door
<[Lawnhorn]> and two of my flatmates were there
<[Lawnhorn]> holding, on a plate, the pie I put in the oven at 12:40pm
<[Lawnhorn]> it could now be described as "ethnic"