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#60621 (8703/9897) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Knightmare> Well that was obvious.
<Tuborg> ?
<Knightmare> Guy in a cubicle a couple feet away from me stands up and asks aloud if anyone has a Starcraft CD Key.
<Tuborg> Heh.
<Tuborg> I'm guessing he got a good talking to by your manager?
<Knightmare> The floor supervisor told him where to download a no-cd crack.
<Tuborg> Can I fax you my resume?

#60641 (283/511) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<shardz> my friend wrote a "compressor" in perl yesterday
<shardz> but instead of compressing the file, it just deletes it and replaces it with an empty file and sends the message "Oops! Compression failed!"Comment: irc.esper.net #ednos