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<mizore> Gah! Stupid Debian ISO download! 3kbps T_T
<ellipsis> Cancel the download and do it some other time. You're already running Ubuntu, aren't you?
<mizore> I can't cancel now!
<ellipsis> Why not?
<mizore> It's 78% complete!
<ellipsis> so?
<mizore> Well, it's kinda like masturbation, when you reach a certain point, then you just have to keep on going until you finish.
<ellipsis> ...
<ellipsis> ...did...did you just compare downloading linux to masturbation?
<ellipsis> Why are we on the same planet? |
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<Ked|work> You know you've used linux more than google when typing 'man pipe' into the search bar doesn't instantly seem like a bad idea. |
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<Rod> that would be a great scientific experiement
<Rod> get 100 muslims and 100 christians. tell them each to say "the lord will protect me!" and jump off a building
<Rod> religion with the highest number of survivors wins
<Rod> if survivors tie at 0, pick 2 more religions, repeat. |
#60930 (468/644) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Greenbox> the place i ordered chicken parmesan from forgot the chicken
<Greenbox> so instead of calling and complaining, like a normal person would
<Greenbox> I used asterisk and called them from the number of the department of health
<Greenbox> and told them a random screening of their food had just been conducted, and they failed miserably
<Greenbox> so they were ordered not to serve food until an inspection later today
<Ignite> ROFL
<Kevin> rofl
<Ignite> hahahahahhaha
<Kevin> <3 GreenboxComment: #controlthesystem on irc.xelix.net
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#61151 (385/533) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_GGA> Never.. ever.. misspell
<The_GGA> INSECT
<The_GGA> especially in a google image search. |
#61431 (567/829) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gnarfel> i run linux on my toaster
<gnarfel> granted theres no driver for the heater coils, but the fact that im eating open source toast warms the bread on its own |
#61143 (293/457) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Teh Cranny: What if someone came up to you at random and said "I need pants"?
Sharp10390: I'd take off mine and give them to them so that i too could share the glory in asking for pants. |
#61477 (350/626) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ktek> yesterday some dumb teen on a bike heading toward my car shone a green laser in my eyes, laughing as he rides away
<ktek> so i did a u-turn and went after him
<ktek> he looks behind him as he hears a car coming, sees that it's me and starts booking it down the road
<ktek> i get behind him and match his speed, and he's freaking out screaming like a little girl
<ktek> i lightly hit the gas and hit his back tire, and he flipped off his bike and hits the shoulder pretty hard
<ktek> i stop, roll my window down, see he's okay and i laugh and take off.
<ktek> now that's a good day |
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<pinky> hmm
<pinky> if i give the ants enough time they'd clean the kitchen themselves |
#61462 (232/432) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@b) core, do you live in germany or austria
(+core) why do you ask?
(@b) I was wondering if my arm was rubber, how far it would need to stretch to punch you in the face |
#61478 (166/372) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bobofsmeg> Well Phil, it's obvious to anybody that vaguely knows Amber that you're gonna be the bitch in this relationship
<Bobofsmeg> oh shit please dont hurt me Amber |
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