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<adam> I need to work on my attention span
<adam> I went to find something to eat
<adam> ended up shaving

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-[A]lucard- [Global Notice] Dear whoever is talking to Nickserv about "death cheese of heaven" and "ok go now" .. your messages aren't going to their intended target.Comment: irc.surrealchat.net

#59520 (381/595) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<katiesaurus> I'm kinda like a pineapple
<mattatta> huh?
<katiesaurus> brunette on the outside, blonde on the inside
<mattatta> oh lol, I thought you meant fat and best cut into pieces
<katiesaurus> ...ummm