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#59329 (457/673) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<psychup2034> i was watching judge judy two weeks ago
<psychup2034> fucking dad and daughter when to court
<psychup2034> because of a broken headlight on a car
<psychup2034> the dad blamed the daughter
<psychup2034> but the daughter said she thinks someone came with something and knocked the headlights in
<psychup2034> judge judy was like do you have any proof
<psychup2034> and the daughter said "we live in a black neighborhood"
<psychup2034> never laughed so hard at court tv
#59388 (229/441) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
night: which i uh yeah just quit my job........
night: i started to work today
night: and i was just like fuck this
#58023 (60/374) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ahanix1989> I'm two people short of a threesome :(
#57685 (2/356) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Kobi> i think i got the larvae off a stray cat i kept for a few days cause i carried it in my arms and thats where the breakout was
< Kobi> they have already came out twice in diarea
< gulagula> had nits on it?
< Kobi> yeah
< gulagula> damn
< gulagula> nits out the arse
< gulagula> makes me not want to leave the house in case I bump into someone like you
< gulagula> no offense
#57613 (1/343) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Troglodyte> Dude everyone gets crushes on me until they get to know me
<Troglodyte> I'm so good at faking being awesome at first but then I lose it after a while
<Troglodyte> It's like hula-hooping
<Troglodyte> You can only keep it going for so long before your hips get tired

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