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#57727 (111/295) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Grendel> I just got handed to torch of OH&S rep for the branch
<Grendel> Under humourous circumstances
<Grendel> I cut myself on a de-burring machine, yelled "FUCK" and got myself a bandaid
<Grendel> Our OH&S guy Damo said "You know where the bandaids are? Maybe you should be the rep instead of me"
#57882 (122/330) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lews> If my CPU has fused to the heatsink, is there a way to separate the two without damaging either?

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