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<apeiron> Chewie[]: all four of my grandparents died because of cancer
<incarnadine> YOU HAD 4 GRANDPARENTS!??!
<incarnadine> er... wait
<incarnadine> nevermind
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< bubbly> Vermont Democrats Call for Bush Impeachment
< clem> impeachment always provokes the image of a president stoned to death with peaches
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<Clipse> J_0(t)
<RuneCaster> ...
<Clipse> that's a function, not a smiley
<RuneCaster> Is that an equation or an emote? -.-
<Clipse> ;p
<RuneCaster> ok just checking
<RuneCaster> For a moment it sort of looked like a "Unimpressed because my left ear and part of my head were bitten off" face
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<Trinexx> holy shit, I finally found out why my toe hurts like hell
<Trinexx> somewhere between the computer and the bathroom, I lost a toenail
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< plasmadis> Woman successfully smuggles gun into prison by hiding it in the one place only a woman can hide an object. Is found out after gun fires when she tries to sit down
< plasmadis> pwned
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+ chedder - you know what would be the best defacement
+ chedder - if you print a screenshot of the website, wipe your ass with it, scan it and replace there website with that one image
+ chedder - of the site
+ chedder - with shit smeared all over it
% dDevil - Lmao
% dDevil - I must say, that is a good idea.
+ chedder - except it would get your scanner all pooey
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rcaron: remember, everything the MPAA touches is copyrighted
Toba: even toilet paper patterns
rcaron: Copyright (C) 2006 - MPAA/rcaron <======= seee?
Toba: D:
Toba: you're making me feel dirty
rcaron: and yes, i did make a deal with the devil (in the pale moonlight noless)
robert: rcaron, you let the mpaa touch you?
Toba: show us where the mpaa touched you on the doll
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