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#58053 (273/435) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Dodgepot> holy shit..
<+Dodgepot> I have a daughter
<+Dodgepot> bbs
#57801 (207/345) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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#57624 (199/371) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Teepo_> thats ok.. i got a bill the other day.. and i didn't have enough money to pay for it right away
<Teepo_> and without thinking.. i went online to try to buy money
<Teepo_> i was like. WTF.. this isn't an online game
<Teepo_> this is real life

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