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#58069 (550/696) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<shinakuma> what res do i have if i have 1280x1024
<kaiser_justus> shinakuma: what kind of fruit do i have if i have a lemon?
<shinakuma> i dont' know what
<shinakuma> lime?
<shinakuma> kaiser what is the answer
<shinakuma> oh citrus fruitComment: #kawaii-radio !
#57710 (442/570) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<orph> sigh, the sucky thing about open source is that people don't tell you when they're ripping off your ideas
<stuart> orph: just do what i do
<stuart> know that all ideas are yours and expect that everyone else is ripping them off
<orph> stuart: what a good idea. i'm glad i thought of it!
#57852 (375/505) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<werro> damnit :/
<werro> my dad found my porn
<Bob112> So what? I bet my dad knows I have porn.
<werro> but my dad didnt know Im gay :/
<Bob112> Um, like, neither did I
#57648 (305/421) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Pan Man 120: you know what sucks?
Pan Man 120: i thought yesterday was april fool's
Pan Man 120: so i went around april fooling people
Pan Man 120: and they were like "its not april fools dumbass"
Pan Man 120: but i thought they were trying to april fools me
Pan Man 120: so i didnt look at a calendar
Pan Man 120: this would explain a lot
Pan Man 120: i was like "get a fucking new line guys its getting old"Comment: April 3rd
#57848 (270/470) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Yoshi> 28. [Harvest Moon 64] What is the name of the puppy that the potion shop owner and his grandkids kept?
<Yoshi> Here's a hint, J
<J> wat
<J> wats my hint
#57670 (174/378) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TMH_> hmmm-mm
<TMH_> there really is no feeling quite like a new razorblade
<Rjx> that sounds like a linkin park lyricComment: EFNet/#geekissues
#57802 (-11/335) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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