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<SC> holy fucking shit today sucked
<da_boot> why? beer_supply:Boolean == false?
<SC> No not that. Some family was staying here till' they move out.
<SC> They have a pet mouse. Long story short, pet mouse escapes...
<SC> Pet mouse wonders into the bowels of my HP K Class server (a 6x SMP machine, ~150kg).
<SC> SC turns on K Class mainframe. Mainframe spins up EBM Blower turbines.
<SC> Mainframe complains that the rear blower is under-speed.
<da_boot> omfg
<SC> No more mouse. Just gibblets. Nice, juicy giblets. Family isn't too happy with me ;_;, death by HP mainframe.
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weird_aunt_martha: ok...so I'm at work today...
weird_aunt_martha: I sneezed. And there's a guy across the wall from me, in a different department. And he hollers over the cube wall 'Martha? My conference call says bless you'
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* ozy is now known as ozy[suicide]
<ozy[suicide]> BRB
<Spack> Ozy must be a Buddhist
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#almea on freedomirc
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#57411
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<Rjx> you know what i do in case of a flaming?
<Rjx> stop
<Rjx> drop
<Rjx> and rofl
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< JaredCE> no, i had an idea for an ajax web2.0 calender that would pull details from flickr and google map
< shiruken> how far did you get?
< JaredCE> ermm
< JaredCE> i installed apache
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<moira_> I am currently installing japtalk support on lap-top
<moira_> so I can write "can I tuch ur boobs" in japa-nese
<pamplmoose> jokes on you the only japanese speakers who have boobs are white men
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<LabMonkey> for that matter, the unhappiness of *any* animal is never cute
<sektie> except java coders.
<LabMonkey> While members of the animal kingdom, insects do not qualify as “animals” in my book.
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#bifemunix
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