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<jnz> I spilt Mountain Dew on my keyboard a few times and it left some thick syrupy stuff I never really decided to clean off. I've also spilt drinks on my cable modem and in my surge protector. Everything still worked fine.
<jnz> I move into an apartment close to my college for a semester and sugar ants appeared out of nowhere and would swarm my computer and electronics at night. In a week or so my cable modem, surge protector, and keyboard were completely clean and syrup free. Ants rock. |
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<evilAdmin> Oy! Maybe my job does rock.
<evilAdmin> Da Fluke network tester (a $6000 Gameboy wannabe) was broken today since someone took the lithium batteries out of it and neglected to put them back in the case.
<evilAdmin> We had to test out the connection between floors 2&4, going through floor 3 in the process.
<evilAdmin> so I tell da b0ss that the Network tester is dead... And I need to generate network traffic so I can see the stats on the switches and routers, make sure no packets are being killed prematurely.
<evilAdmin> So he sayz "How much is that tester worth?", I say "6K". He says "Great!".
<evilAdmin> he picks up his office phone, hits the global annoucement button, and says "Floors Two, Three, and Four, our IT Admin requires that you generate network traffic for equipment testing. Grab Half Life off my network share, I'll host". He hangs up and says "Happy?", I say "that works".
<evilAdmin> The rest of the afternoon was dedicated to a rather large Half Life MP game on Crossfire :). |
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<Halbred> I still remember the storys my grandfather told me about when he was in WW2, and when they stormed auswichts.
<Kurai> auschwitz.
<Kurai> i'd say "grammar nazi", but that'd be in bad taste. |
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* qual makes a mental note to look behind couches more often
<Ice_> what did you find?
<qual> just found a full system behind me couch, amd athlon 2400+
<qual> with 2 x 120 gb hd's in there
<qual> and a sb 5.1 soundcard |
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<taxman> Okay, I seriously don't know how this could happen.
<taxman> I woke up this morning and went into the bathroom to piss
<taxman> One of my nostrils is really itchy and so I grab a piece of toilet paper and blow my nose
<taxman> When I look at it, there's a fucking EARWIG amidst a sea of snot
<Rintin> rofl
<taxman> So I shout in surprise, "Holy fuck! How in the hell did that get up there?!"
<taxman> I drop it in the toilet, flush it and open the bathroom door, and my mom and wife are standing there, staring at me with their mouths half open.
<Rintin> holy shit lmao
<taxman> They haven't stopped making fun of me about it. So I'm here. :/ |
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<emdee> And never, EVER... allow your girlfriend to share a computer with your wife.Comment: #wasteland
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<BigBuddha> alia: is there any command to see if there are any usb devices hooked up to your system?
<@alia> get off your lazy fucking ass and look at your usb ports?Comment: #chules.net @ irc.shellsnet.org
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<@robert> if my grade suffers because of you, i swear to god, i will send you lots of hot porn and then toss something nasty in the middleComment: #wpi
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<Hyp3rHax0r> aw man
<Hyp3rHax0r> I just set up a new Dell at the library
<mikeonthecompute> k?
<Hyp3rHax0r> while I was removing the various AOL toolbars, Norton popped up to tell me it had created access rules for RealPlayer.
<Hyp3rHax0r> I had to take a shower after I was done. |
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<Kilonum_NAKED> my father wants back in my life
<ataraxia> get dressed first |
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<bronze> You are in a maze of twisty little politicians which claim to be from different parties but actually are all alike...Comment: in Freenode/##Linux
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<thefwf> There was a black out in my area yesterday
<zarkyb> Did you kill him? |
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