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#56603 (390/528) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<evilAdmin> I feel like a dolt
<evilAdmin> sitting in a meeting with da b0ss
<evilAdmin> I screwed up a IT expendature report... Put down Win 2003 Enterprise when we needed standard just from downloadin' it off BT as a habbit. It stuck another $3000 on the report by accident.
<evilAdmin> B0ss asked me about it. My first reaction, I kid you not, was this little hand-twitch thing that would have otherwise been CTRL-Z.
<evilAdmin> The b0ss caught it. He said "Did you just press Undo?", and I said "Yeah, now I need to enter the infinite money cheat". He just stared at me.
<evilAdmin> Then him and his 4 goons all started laughing at me :(. My job sux

#56564 (275/423) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Lambie> i wish people wouldnt leave before i can ban them
<@Lambie> it's fucking rude

#56616 (220/368) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GenericLoser> I have a great commercial idea for Visa.
<GenericLoser> Have a really attractive girl stuff Visa cards down her shirt and pants.
<GenericLoser> "Visa: It's everywhere you want to be."

#56577 (149/317) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Stupid_0> Never compromise your principles, except to get laid or if there's a chance of a pay rise.

#56621 (147/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<robert> No one is talking in here anyways
<SVRCompHobbyist> so it's OK to flood, so long as no one else was talking?
<SVRCompHobbyist> that's bullshit
<SVRCompHobbyist> flooding is bad whether or not someone was talking
<robert> why?
<Kalypso> it puts thousands and thousands of people out of their homes =[Comment: #wpi

#56605 (158/348) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sphex> I hate trees so much. just.. standing there.. like JERKS.

#56520 (134/400) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<emilying> i said no.
<whooka> Jesus, what crawled up your vagina and died?
<devin_11> ...
<themike> ...
<themike> dude, she just had a miscarriage. not funny.Comment: #methlab on freenode

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