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#56099 (366/496) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Qwote> I just found out how the universe is going to end.
<Hax0r> how?
<Qwote> Someone will put two mirrors together and leave them alone lone enough that the universe will run out of stack space, and a universal segmentation fault will occour.

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Kederaji: It's the anniversary of Zelda today.
Lasukie: I know
Lasukie: I wore green.
Lasukie: and never walked on an angle
Kederaji: LOL
Kederaji: did you hop?
Kederaji: and sing the song?
Lasukie: yes, about a half hour after I woke up
Kederaji: You will never get laid.
Lasukie: I know -.-

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< wernicus> everyone on irc is male until proven otherwise

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<jose3030> I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by eluding police during a chase.

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<@Stupid> Children need to feel secure, so strap them down whenever possible.

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