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#55997 (234/372) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Porque> So, per usual, my town is filled with rednecks.
<Porque> Needless to say, this makes the day more interesting when there's a dead deer in the middle of the road.
<Porque> Since there's such little traffic going through here every day, a deer died in the middle of the road. The bus driver pulls over by it, and I'm sitting there going "wtf are you waiting for, move the damn carcass".
<Porque> So we end up waiting for about a minute. I'm still sitting there, stunned by the stupidity, when this redneck BLAZES down the street in his truck, stopping on a dime right by us. The guy hops out with a chainsaw, revs it. HE SAWS THE HORNS OFF OF THE DEER AND LEAVES THE BODY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.
<Porque> Turns out someone on the bus called the guy on a cellphone and let him know. |
#55995 (180/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Trai`Hwork> you know, 'real' communism is acctually a really good form of government...
<Trai`Hwork> atleast, that's what civ 2 told me |
#55899 (222/394) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fLy> hahaha
<fLy> <fLy> dw ive been crying mysql to sleep over this for some time :p
<fLy> I just wrote mysql
<fLy> instead of mysql
<fLy> fuck
<fLy> myself
<fLy> this is getting sad |
#55926 (159/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eTombotron> i mean, i hope you realize what's going on here.
<SquidDNA> what's going on here, eTom?
<eTombotron> i'm not sure. |
#56032 (175/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ian> is it weird for a 15 year old girl to have homemade porn of her boyfriend cumming on her laptop
<daniel> Probably
<daniel> I mean. I guess there could be a laptop fetish out there.
<daniel> oh
<daniel> wait
<heather> :)
<daniel> I completely parsed that wrong
<Ian> yeah the porn is on her laptop
<heather> I was gonna say, why would you do that to a laptop
<daniel> I know, but that's how I read it
<daniel> and I was thinking "Well, I guess someone out there jerks off on laptops"
<Unosuke> laptops are warm >>;
* Unosuke gets a point for makeing everyone feel uncomfortable
<zmeiat_joro> soooo...
<zmeiat_joro> the guy doesn't really cum on her laptop?
<Unosuke> poor laptopComment: #qc
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#56036 (142/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
NowImNothing9194: when's vista comming out?
r3u28d87y: like end of the year
r3u28d87y: its supposedly a piece of shit too
NowImNothing9194: i hear there's "flavors"
NowImNothing9194: like business, home, office
r3u28d87y: and they all taste like shit |
#55916 (68/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<r4v5> price: US $6.99
<r4v5> Shipping: US $7.99 -- US Postal Service Priority Mail®
<r4v5> At your local Skate Shop these bearings run for more than $15!
<r4v5> HOLY SHIT THEY DO ON EBAY TOO, YOU DUMBSHIT |
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