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<Immortal> Yesterday my dad was yelling at me and said, "You're going to respect your mother you son of a bitch."
<Immortal> Then he hit me for laughing.

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<filminfo> the only time you can be excited about diarrhea is during scrabble
<filminfo> because it's worth a shitload of points

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MrMoog_772: mr pibb is just a lower-quality version of dr pepper
Glowsun: of course it is... dude doesn't have his degree yet

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<Mostlyharlmless> might be Leviticus, or it might be Deuterotemy... hell, maybe even late Genesis
<Nickface> After Phil Collins left?

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<imprfect> So my mum ended up calling me and asked me to come over her.
<imprfect> *Here! HERE! HERE DAMMIT!

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<Reapersou> Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad hes never cried though, because Chuck Norris is great.
<Workdug> Reapersou: welcome to 3 months ago
<Rjx``> srsly
<Rjx``> well, saying chuck norris facts are old
<Rjx``> got old
<Rjx``> that's how old the facts are
<Reapersou> Well, I am on 56k.Comment: #geekissues

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