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#55462 (573/769) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DaRk^ Has joined #Ghetto
<DaRk^> Sup Niggaz.
<johnyy> sup foo
<BFMV> sup foo
<Kenz> Yo nig.
<tonydakid> sup foo
<johnyy> we are all white right ?
<tonydakid> yep
<BFMV> yep
<Kenz> yep
<DaRk^> yep
<johnyy> k
#55369 (328/468) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@shea> WTF
<@shea> i'm subbing for my 'boss' today because he's out
<@shea> and i was doing something for someone else on his computer
<@shea> and i noticed on his desktop there's a quake3 icon
< Tominator> found porn?
<@shea> but it's not called quake3
<@shea> it's called
<@shea> 'Kicking Shea's Ass'
<@shea> :[
#55564 (333/479) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Swishy> the star trek article on wikipedia
<Swishy> is larger than the intercourse article
<Swishy> SURPRISE!
#55411 (273/461) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ekoms> whats the time?
<yuriks> 16:24
<ekoms> am?
<yuriks> >_>
#55385 (213/363) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Andross> I just downloaded some perfectly legal software
<Andross> and they pakced it into segmented zips... containing segmented rarsComment: #qc
#55374 (230/414) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jess_school> I'm about to go watch a girl defend her thesis
<KainX> Of all the things I could watch a girl do, "defend her thesis" isn't at the top of the list.
#55452 (242/466) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<warewolf> haha
<warewolf> I had a coworker who after seeing the sixth sense started acting all freakey around the office
<warewolf> one day he finally let out the joke
<warewolf> he walked up to me, and whispered into my ear (sounding EXTREMELY afraid)
<warewolf> "I see ...GAY PEOPLE!"
<bendy24> you know that the guy the kid talked to in the movie was actually dead...
<bendy24> and didnt know it
<bendy24> so that means...Comment: #linode
#55298 (220/460) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChibiDazzy|SH> Time to finally finish Sonic Herpes.
<ChibiDazzy|SH> ...
<ChibiDazzy|SH> . . . . .
<ChibiDazzy|SH> dude
<Zero7> ...
<Zero7> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
* Zero7 falls out of chair
<ChibiDazzy|SH> thats awesome.
<Zero7> GREATEST. TYPO. EVER.
<Proth> XDDDD
<CtrlAltDestroy> Sonic Herpes? That was so totally intentional.
<ChibiDazzy|SH> O and P are right by each other
<ChibiDazzy|SH> its an easy mistake
<CtrlAltDestroy> Oh.
#55361 (127/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fruitkat> i think i laughed because it was coupled with the word butter. butter pickle. hehe.
* pickle slowly walks away whilst smiling and nodding...
<fruitkat> :)
<fruitkat> im not CRAZY
<fruitkat> now im imagining a pickle smiling and nodding
<fruitkat> STOP IT!Comment: #qx
#55352 (117/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tom> can we make a hoax on blitzed.org
<grifferz> maybe you could announce my death in a news item
<tom> I wouldn't want to let people down
<tom> when they find it isn't true

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