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#55338 (354/498) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Da5id> So, this 13 year old kid was bitching about how metallica sold out and stuff and how terrible it was to have your idols become lame when you're his age
< Da5id> my response was, "Yeah man, I know, I remember when metallica sold out when I was your age too"
#55613 (360/512) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Spoonman> it's wonderful when you log into IRC and the nickname reads: "dirtyslut"
<Spoonman> i'm going to have a talk with my girlfriend right now
#55422 (422/606) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Modoc> I had a person ask me at work how I learned about computers. and I said you remimber dating in HS he sead yes. And I sead I don't.Comment: #mIRC :)
#55584 (203/359) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
xeno: *note to self, driving makes distances seem very short, will use that knowledge next time before taking a 'short run' *
#55591 (239/427) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Mattias: i still say i get a siren and tie it to my belly and get some deeeep pocket pants full of change. Then i walk past a hobo on the street and when he asks me for some spair change i am going to put the siren on and start throwing change at him yelling " YOU WON THE JACKPOT"
#55178 (-6/336) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Wiz_KeeD> what's the equivalent of net view from win in knoppix?
<Phate> 'man net'
<Wiz_KeeD> dude
<Wiz_KeeD> it said FORMATTING...
Comment: #Linux - irc.hackthissite.org

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