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#55316 (187/397) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Analogy> I haven't taken a shower in days.
<Analogy> DAYS.
* silentjoe backs away from analogy
<Analogy> My hair has so much oil in it, Bush is gonna invade it next.

#55309 (115/305) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zymph_> java kid... he is a kid of java? who is the mother/father ? :P
<T2k> hatred and pain