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#55421 (432/526) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kayla> what you doin?
<livefyre> reading wikipedia for fun
<kayla> why you reading that?
<livefyre> Cause it makes me feel like less of a nerd with no life when I see a nine page article about lightsabers.

#55433 (314/468) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Paradiddler> I love when young children spin the rims on parked vehicles
<Keru> <Paradiddler> I love young children
<peer> you just love young children
<Paradiddler> what are you implying
<Evilhomer> I think they're implying you touch children in inappropriate places, in exchange for candy.
<Paradiddler> candy is delicious. why would i give it away to grubby children
<Evilhomer> good point

#55092 (276/422) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pwn> remove my ban from #Freebsd
<BSDaemon> why?
<pwn> because its preventing me from joining
<BSDaemon> I bet. That's usually what bans do

#55431 (220/352) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[`42`Kyle] `42` is a one man clan
[orangekid] can i join?
[`42`Kyle] ...

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