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#55033 (264/394) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sanguini> My friend was over, he asked me to get "a good pron movie"
<Sanguini> I got him a prawn, swimming contentedly along
<Sanguini> He didn't like it :( |
#55084 (303/477) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fruitkat> .... and four aprons.. but still SIX KNIVES!
<fruitkat> and theres one called the 'stiff boning knife'
<fruitkat> ohhhh yeahhhh.
<fruitkat> im pretty much going to be boning dead animals.
* thousand has changed the topic to: <fruitkat> im pretty much going to be boning dead animals.
<fruitkat> ah crap.
<@thousand> Sorry, it had to be done :)Comment: #qc
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#54998 (278/438) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<KArmA> just overheard in the office "look man its not an exact science. We don't have any formal QA procedures that say 'if the customer sets the box up like a complete assworshiping rimjobber fucktard with a button pushing fetish then subsystems A, B, C and 12 will break horrifically'"Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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#54993 (252/462) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< DMM> that reminds me of my favourite sorting algorithm
< DMM> rearrange the objects randomly using a quantum random number generator, then test to see if they are sorted. If not, destroy the universe.
< DMM> in linear time you will produce an ensemble of universes in which the objects are sorted
< zem> ooh
< zem> truly a universal sorting algorithm |
#55042 (235/433) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< withnail> i feel sorry for you people with jobs. i have already spent an hour today learning how to play the music from super mario 2 on guitar |
#55082 (184/342) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fizzer> and we had to put condoms on the boys bananas
<fizzer> and there were too many girls in my class, so it was me and another girl with Luke
<fizzer> and he was mighty embarrassed
<koshua> Were the guys given half a nectarine and told to find the clitoris?Comment: Sex Ed, Ozzie style
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#54997 (183/361) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<buu> sex, drugs and lans
<buu> right
<worm> sounds like a documentary
<buu> sounds like fun
<dirt|afk> sex drugs and lans?
<dirt|afk> um... you mean, porn, asthma inhalers and ... lans? |
#54995 (105/313) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jared> GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLECLICK FOR PORN, PORN, PORN!
<Pen_Pen> jared- It's not working. >:\
<Pen_Pen> All I get is channel info. |
#55023 (76/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Xeno: I'll work for anyone who pays me enough and treats me good
Tony: how about I smack you around and pay you $5.15 an hour?
Xeno: haha i dont wanna do fast food |
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