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#54860 (394/558) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Deranged): Haha... me and a friend were riding around today, and we stopped at a traffic light where there were two high school girls standing on the corner waiting to cross.
(Deranged): So my friend rolls down his window and asked one of the girls, "Hey, what can I get for ten dollars?"
(Deranged): They both opened their mouths in shock, so I leaned over and said, "Really? Then what can I get for $20?"
(Deranged): Turns out we can get cussed out for free. :/ |
#54895 (229/393) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<HotStud> what i want is for you to stop screwing with my head and start screwing with my dick!
<ingenue> Okay, box it up and mail it USPS, and my girlfriend and I will give it a try.
<ingenue> Oh, wait, what size battery does it take? 'Cos I think my AA are all dead.
<HotStud> ...
<HotStud> goddam lezbo
<HotStud> you just haven't had the right man, then youd learn that there are some things a chick just can't do
<ingenue> You know, that could work for you, too... |
#54848 (126/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<GSGold> that reminds me of some robot from power rangers
<GSGold> back when i thoguht that show as cool when i was 5
<GSGold> in retrospect that's probably why i am who i am today
<Elyscape> yes
<Elyscape> yes, that's why |
#54790 (158/380) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Trey: I want to play games like Half-Life 2 at full settings and shit, what card do I need?
Amarok: So what about HDD fluid? Do you have enough of that? Because you don't want it to seize up and die right?
Trey: oh shit, I'll grab some of that when I go get some more blinker fluid at Wal-mart tomorrow
Amarok: blinker fluid?
Amarok: what the fuck is blinker fluid?
Trey: what the fuck is HDD fluid?
Amarok: Its the fluid that makes the tiny little wheels turn so that your data can be read.
Trey: oh, I thought you were joking
Trey: You don't have to buy that shit do you, I've never even heard of it
Amarok: ...
Amarok: you tool
Trey: fuck it's not real is it
Trey: goddamn |
#54851 (121/309) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Katze> bronchitis rules.
<Katze> means every time Jen coughs, she'll tense up
<Chris-> LOL
<Chris-> no need to donkey punch?
<Katze> bingo |
#54886 (90/274) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@phaxx> why on earth would somebody name a function 'T'
< drusilla> troublemaker?
<@phaxx> teabagger.
< drusilla> I don't like tea
<@phaxx> teabaggin' has nothing to do with tea.
<@phaxx> although somehow I suspect you wouldn't like it anyway.Comment: #lobby
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#54878 (55/311) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
JonathanThompson: Hey helf, if you dispose of an IP address, does it end up in a LANfill? |
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