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#54547 (345/511) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
includestdioh: in hebrew i read about a sentence a minute because i basically brute force every word
includestdioh: because you have to fill in the vowels yourself
Nomihn0: mm
includestdioh: sort of like when chatting on AIM with twelve year olds

#54555 (284/420) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<your2ndgirl> dont keep your cans of compressed air next to the can of wd-40
<your2ndgirl> just a word of warning
* your2ndgirl goes out to buy a new keyboard

#54586 (264/436) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
mfmagbal: Feeling down? Lift yourself up in a few easy steps!
mfmagbal: First, get a mirror and look at yourself.
mfmagbal: Then say "I'm so pretty/handsome!" with a big smile and everything.
mfmagbal: You'll feel better
mfmagbal: Don't use it too much though
mfmagbal: Because liars go to hell.

#54567 (268/450) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nox> hey sto, let's play a magic trick!
<nox> pick a card! BUT DONT TELL ME!
<sto> lol okay
<nox> it WASNT the 15 of Diamonds!
<sto> uh..yeah
<sto> er, what?
<nox> i like to do magic tricks with no room for error!

#54568 (275/487) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jkl> "This pornography-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it."
<jkl> That's the worst pickup line ever.

#54583 (197/413) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Biablo> wrestling is 6 inches away from gay sex
<Gafgarion> 6 inches away? more like a thin speedo away from gay sex

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