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#54400 (735/865) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hawk09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<hawk09>yeah.i sent them to her dad |
#54388 (9427/11427) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Oni] FUCK!
[Oni] I'm just about out of black ink
[Krypton] printer?
[Oni] No, the type I disperse to run from predators. |
#54412 (447/611) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tommy> and if you're wondering why I was silent, it's because I just tried to open a 14mb file in firefox by hosting it on the same machine
<Tommy> it hasn't finished loading yet
<Mz> so... on one end your pc was working on loading it, and on the other end it's sending it?
<Tommy> yeah
<Tommy> <Firefox> this is a message to 127.0.0.1 on port 80, I want a 14mb file please
<Tommy> <Apache> Someone's calling on port 80! I better send this 14mb file to 127.0.0.1
<Tommy> <Firefox> I'm having difficulty running all of a sudden, someone's using all the memory
<Tommy> <Apache> I can't send this thing fast, someone's lagging the CPU
<Tommy> <Windows> Fuck this shit, I'm going to bed. |
#54417 (366/558) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Grimthorn> yay for tacks having a girlfriend!
<Tacks> thats in the paaaaaaaaast.
<Rhett> she's not jokin thar, grim
<Grimthorn> neither was i
<Tacks> i tried taco, and i prefer the sausage. ...if you know what i mean. eh? eh? wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more?
<Grimthorn> haha
<Malekh> I prefer sausages over tacos as well
<Tacks> ...
<Malekh> Oh wait.. we're not talking food
<Tacks> >_< |
#54387 (291/523) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thero> WHAT THE FUCK
<Thero> i just got yelled at for eating ham
<Thero> WHY ARE MY PARENTS PISSED ABOUT ME EATING HAM
<Thero> i didn't eat the ham to begin with
<Neon-azi> did you eat it on a plane?
<Thero> no?
<Neon-azi> did you eat it on a train?
<Thero> ....
<|silicon> did you eat it on a bar?
<wind> did you eat it in a car?
<hydro> did you eat it in a box?
<hydro> OR WITH A FOX? |
#54419 (20/368) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Malekh> Farts make me sad
<ridger> do you believe that all your happy is escaping? |
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