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#54288 (369/493) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nero> Hey, C, have I by any chance told you my story about the Amish buggy?
<Gwendolyne> No.
<Nero> Once upon a time, me and a bunch of friends are headed to my friend's house about an hour away. We get off the highway, and because we're in Bumfuck, PA, we end up, behind, of all things, an Amish buggy.
<Nero> So we're behind this stupid-ass Amish buggy for several miles, and it's going at like, 10 MPH or some shit.
<Nero> And then it makes a turn into a store.
<Nero> Guess what store.
<Gwendolyne> Walmart?
<Nero> No.
<Nero> Advance Auto Parts.
#54270 (200/428) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@ALGORYTHM> myspace is like goatse but for web designers
#54264 (168/400) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* BigToe comes out of the closet
<BigToe> I'M BISEXUAL!
* Swishy cuts bigtoe in half and puts the other half in the closet
#54292 (152/368) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Retro> I always wonder if people who watch anime are all playing the world's longest practical joke on the rest of the world

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